(via ophelies)

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

(Source: dootzy, via nevergaveuphope)

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

(via sassygayherondales)

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

stay-beautiful-lovex3:

Yes

(Source: drreebbaaee, via nevergaveuphope)

IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FROM HARRY POTTER YOU HAVE NOT LIVED

(Source: gryffind0r, via sassygayherondales)

msmokealotofpot:

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

———-

(Source: dontyouever-giveup, via nevergaveuphope)

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via weedmermaid)

rkimaya:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kg of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(Source: senpai-has-noticed-you, via whimsicality-seven)

cottonbutts:

lovelustandlesbromance:

Well I’m basically in love with this

this is so sweet to the point where it’s making me feel ill, i think i need to puke

(Source: spicecat, via whimsicality-seven)

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(via acciobarca)

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via iwontforgettwhoiam)

(Source: staypozitive, via nevergaveuphope)

(Source: zefron-daily, via airwar)

(Source: noo00oo00oo00oo, via airwar)